I choreographed another episode of "Hilde & Wend: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" today. You can hire Hilde now, but "Death, Destruction and Kittens: Revenge of Wend" is still filming on location.
There will be a brief filler-arc involving Antinua throwing Hathawa against a wall and giving her an epic hickey, but I doubt the audience will mind (IE, I wrote two more scenes with them, because I <3 Ant/Hat, especially when Antinua is the one being vulnerable and needy).
I am out of shape. :( Relatively speaking, that is. I ran two miles tonight, it took 20 minutes, and I was hurting at the end. That sucks. I should be able to do at least three miles at that pace, or 2 miles in 15 minutes.
Challenge to you, dear internet readers: Let's get into shape together. Go running the day you read this, time yourself and measure your distance. Post your results here, however good or bad they are. No judgement shall be rendered! I don't like to plan a route in advance - I just notice streets where I turn, and plot them on a map (a digital map, of course) when I get back to estimate distance.
I'll cheer for you, and post an update on my progress in 7 days. You do the same.
I dare you to find another single tag with this high an average cuteness per page rating. Must have at least 20 pages of results to qualify.
Despite looking through 50 pages thereof, I didn't find what I was looking for, an acceptable facsimile of Hathawa laying her head on Antinua's lap. Oh well. It was probably there at some point, but kept melting the hard disks it was stored on. Magnetic media can only handle so much cuteness in a single sector before it catches fire.