I choreographed another episode of "Hilde & Wend: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" today. You can hire Hilde now, but "Death, Destruction and Kittens: Revenge of Wend" is still filming on location.
There will be a brief filler-arc involving Antinua throwing Hathawa against a wall and giving her an epic hickey, but I doubt the audience will mind (IE, I wrote two more scenes with them, because I <3 Ant/Hat, especially when Antinua is the one being vulnerable and needy).
I am out of shape. :( Relatively speaking, that is. I ran two miles tonight, it took 20 minutes, and I was hurting at the end. That sucks. I should be able to do at least three miles at that pace, or 2 miles in 15 minutes.
Challenge to you, dear internet readers: Let's get into shape together. Go running the day you read this, time yourself and measure your distance. Post your results here, however good or bad they are. No judgement shall be rendered! I don't like to plan a route in advance - I just notice streets where I turn, and plot them on a map (a digital map, of course) when I get back to estimate distance.
I'll cheer for you, and post an update on my progress in 7 days. You do the same.